I did just (nicely) tell the Red Stag girls to take a hike. Why the fuck would you do that to bourbon?
Allegedly show time was 8:00. I had no interest in the opener, so I showed up at 9:15. Now 9:45 and the opener just went on. Ugh. Still don’t dig the opener. Boring chick singer. Time to go explore the patio.
Our CEO just walked by and commented on the mood lighting in my office. What? I hate overhead lights in general but fluorescent overhead lights are just pure torture.
What a day
Still haven’t made it to the office. Currently at the Chevy dealer getting my car worked on…the sunroof got stuck up. Figured I should get it down before it starts raining. The other woman here in the waiting area has calves the size of my waist (actually, probably bigger) and she’s wearing a skirt with buttons down the front. The buttons aren’t really doing...
How is it that I can fly to Jackson Hole for $200 cheaper than Memphis? Makes no sense. Especially when Delta has a direct flight from KC to Memphis.
jenplaysoutside: The black dog LOVES corn on the cob. This is a skill she learned while camping. She can’t start a campfire or put up a tent but she can eat corn on the cob with the best of ‘em! And wags her tail the whole time! Happy dog.
I’m still having trouble with my ankle/foot that I twisted last month. In fact, earlier this week it swelled so much that I thought I was going to have to cut my boot off. I was also commanded to do no running/hiking/foot pounding exercise of any kind for at least two weeks. After navigating 3 airports yesterday, I woke up with the foot throbbing this morning, so comfortable footwear...
Before and After
Before my iPhone, I never lost my phone because most of the time, I tossed it in my bag and forgot about it until I needed to send a text or make a call. Since the iPhone, I’ve left it in Montana once and had several other near misses (included 5 minutes ago here at the DFW airport) because I use it for EVERYTHING and thus it’s always in my hand just waiting to be set down...
The lost shoe has been found!
Finally on the way to retrieve my car. Yes, I did puke at 5:30. Rough day y’all, rough day.
Almost 6 PM and I still feel like death.
Fell in the pool. Lost a shoe. Slept in my clothes. Somehow managed to get a ride from Grapevine to K’s house across town. No idea how I was able to give directions. I guess it was a successful night? Ask me when I sober up.
“someone” just stood up to go inside and stepped off into the pool.