June 2012
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I did just (nicely) tell the Red Stag girls to take a hike. Why the fuck would you do that to bourbon?
Damnit!
Allegedly show time was 8:00. I had no interest in the opener, so I showed up at 9:15. Now 9:45 and the opener just went on. Ugh. Still don’t dig the opener. Boring chick singer. Time to go explore the patio.
May 2012
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Ha!
Our CEO just walked by and commented on the mood lighting in my office.
What? I hate overhead lights in general but fluorescent overhead lights are just pure torture.
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What a day
Still haven’t made it to the office. Currently at the Chevy dealer getting my car worked on…the sunroof got stuck up. Figured I should get it down before it starts raining.
The other woman here in the waiting area has calves the size of my waist (actually, probably bigger) and she’s wearing a skirt with buttons down the front. The buttons aren’t really doing...
How is it that I can fly to Jackson Hole for $200 cheaper than Memphis? Makes no sense. Especially when Delta has a direct flight from KC to Memphis.
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Watchjenplaysoutside:
The black dog LOVES corn on the cob. This is a skill she learned while camping. She can’t start a campfire or put up a tent but she can eat corn on the cob with the best of ‘em!
And wags her tail the whole time! Happy dog.
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Confession time
I’m still having trouble with my ankle/foot that I twisted last month. In fact, earlier this week it swelled so much that I thought I was going to have to cut my boot off. I was also commanded to do no running/hiking/foot pounding exercise of any kind for at least two weeks.
After navigating 3 airports yesterday, I woke up with the foot throbbing this morning, so comfortable footwear...
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Before and After
Before my iPhone, I never lost my phone because most of the time, I tossed it in my bag and forgot about it until I needed to send a text or make a call.
Since the iPhone, I’ve left it in Montana once and had several other near misses (included 5 minutes ago here at the DFW airport) because I use it for EVERYTHING and thus it’s always in my hand just waiting to be set down...
Slaid!
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The lost shoe has been found!
Finally on the way to retrieve my car.
Yes, I did puke at 5:30.
Rough day y’all, rough day.
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Almost 6 PM and I still feel like death.
Fell in the pool. Lost a shoe. Slept in my clothes. Somehow managed to get a ride from Grapevine to K’s house across town. No idea how I was able to give directions.
I guess it was a successful night? Ask me when I sober up.
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“someone” just stood up to go inside and stepped off into the pool.
